It’s the most consistent and predictable thing about me. So, I have created an Instagram to document the god awful and the god tier foods I try.

Like most people, I eat things…

Charlie’s alpine bistro Lutsen, MN Side of fries ($5) 9/10 I’m here to talk about one thing and one thing only. The fries that came with my burger were life changing. It’s giving potato wedge meets crispy shoestring. It was incredib
Tonos cheesecakes and pizza dis Minneapolis, MN Classic Philly cheese steak, fries, garlic apli, honey ranch, and Tonos sauce $13.08 9/10 Garlic hater here. But maybe turned garlic lover?! 🤯 I got the $12 Philly Cheesesteak meal from Tonos and they
Recession era indicated- I’ve been a little less Roseeatsthings and little more Rosecooksthings of late. So here are some things I’ve made at home. Perhaps I’ll eat out again 🔜 or maybe in 4 years?
Wesley Andrews Matcha Thai Tea with dairy milk $7.01 10/10 I’ve been on a matcha hiatus for maybe 2 or so years now. However, within the last set few months, I’ve been itching for a good Thai tea and a good matcha. So when I saw these com
Isle and buns coffee Cinnamon roll 100/10 $- not expensive. I haven’t been posting on this account because I’ve been busy. Been busy with moving, tik toking, and tv watching. But now that I am by my lonesome, my hiatus of hiding is over
Gai Noi Loring park Minneapolis, MN 9.5/10 Beef laab seen, pad see ew, chicken yellow curry, mango sticky rice, two drinks (not pictured) $60 smth per person Grace and I had the textbook perfect dining experience. We were seated near a large open win
Lu’s Prospect Park Minneapolis, MN Beef bahn mi with cilantro, picked carrot and daikon, jalapeño, toasted, baguette, sauce, and probably other things $9.56 9/10 I was terrified that the bahn mi was going to be bahn mid. By the looks of
Rosetta Hall Boulder, CO 7/10 Italian salad (romaine, motz cubes, salami, olives, Parmesan, tomatoes, chickpeas, other things?) and blackberry mojito. $20 something Everything tastes better on a rooftop. The rooftop had perfect view of the mountain
Sabri Nihari Restaurant Chicago/skokie, IL 8/10 Butter chicken, meat skewer, naan, mango lassi $60 something This meal left me speechless! Mainly because I was chugging mango lassi between bites because it was so spicy. I can handle my spice (a gene
Crosby’s Kitchen (aka CK’s 🤐🤐) Location: Southport area of Chicago Items: monkey bread, biscuits and gravy MB: 9/10 B&G: 7/10 Crosby can throw down in the kitchen because this was just wonderful. The monkey bread used “nana&rs
Brickhouse Location: Chicago (wrigleyville) Item: five Buffalo chicken sliders with fries Cost: $11.18 Rating: 9/10 Congratulations to Brickhouse to giving me the deal of the century. FIVE Buffalo chicken sliders and maybe the best side of fries I&
Doms market Location: Chicago Items: Bagel and lox with the works, banana nut latte, the bec breakfast sandwich (egg, English muff, chimichurri, some cheese?), and a chocolate long John for good measure Price: i have no idea and I don’t wanna k
The roost House special fried chicken sandwich on biscuit (slaw, pickles, house saucel) and fries Cost: $? On my dads tab Location: Chicago, IL 8/10 This chicken sandwich HIT like no other. I was in Chicago for my traffic ticket, and after testifying
Gia Mia The Sicilian pizza (tomatoes sauce, golden raisins, fennel, basil, ulta Liam sausage, pecorino, sesame seeds, lemon oil) Cost: $17 Location: downtown Downers Grove 10/10 Dear loyal followers I am so sorry for my silence (again). I am breaking
Ciao! I have crossed over the pond for the sole reason to provide international content on this account. Today I will breaking down the good, bad, and ugly of my European meals in rapid fire speed. I would include the prices but I decided that everyt
Egg Harbor Cafe Eggs Benedict with potatoes $13-14? (Mother paid👏) Location: Downtown Downers Grove, IL 1/10 (69% my fault tho) ⚠️warning: mean review (nothing personal)⚠️ What I learned from this day is that I don’t like eggs Benedict. This w