It’s the most consistent and predictable thing about me. So, I have created an Instagram to document the god awful and the god tier foods I try. These post are written, so I can spare you the voiced over foodie influencer accent.

Like most people, I eat things…

Tonos cheesecakes and pizza dis Minneapolis, MN Classic Philly cheese steak, fries, garlic apli, honey ranch, and Tonos sauce $13.08 9/10 Garlic hater here. But maybe turned garlic lover?! 🤯 I got the $12 Philly Cheesesteak meal from Tonos and they
Recession era indicated- I’ve been a little less Roseeatsthings and little more Rosecooksthings of late. So here are some things I’ve made at home. Perhaps I’ll eat out again 🔜 or maybe in 4 years?
Wesley Andrews Matcha Thai Tea with dairy milk $7.01 10/10 I’ve been on a matcha hiatus for maybe 2 or so years now. However, within the last set few months, I’ve been itching for a good Thai tea and a good matcha. So when I saw these com
Isle and buns coffee Cinnamon roll 100/10 $- not expensive. I haven’t been posting on this account because I’ve been busy. Been busy with moving, tik toking, and tv watching. But now that I am by my lonesome, my hiatus of hiding is over
Gai Noi Loring park Minneapolis, MN 9.5/10 Beef laab seen, pad see ew, chicken yellow curry, mango sticky rice, two drinks (not pictured) $60 smth per person Grace and I had the textbook perfect dining experience. We were seated near a large open win
Lu’s Prospect Park Minneapolis, MN Beef bahn mi with cilantro, picked carrot and daikon, jalapeño, toasted, baguette, sauce, and probably other things $9.56 9/10 I was terrified that the bahn mi was going to be bahn mid. By the looks of
Rosetta Hall Boulder, CO 7/10 Italian salad (romaine, motz cubes, salami, olives, Parmesan, tomatoes, chickpeas, other things?) and blackberry mojito. $20 something Everything tastes better on a rooftop. The rooftop had perfect view of the mountain
Sabri Nihari Restaurant Chicago/skokie, IL 8/10 Butter chicken, meat skewer, naan, mango lassi $60 something This meal left me speechless! Mainly because I was chugging mango lassi between bites because it was so spicy. I can handle my spice (a gene
Crosby’s Kitchen (aka CK’s 🤐🤐) Location: Southport area of Chicago Items: monkey bread, biscuits and gravy MB: 9/10 B&G: 7/10 Crosby can throw down in the kitchen because this was just wonderful. The monkey bread used “nana&rs
Brickhouse Location: Chicago (wrigleyville) Item: five Buffalo chicken sliders with fries Cost: $11.18 Rating: 9/10 Congratulations to Brickhouse to giving me the deal of the century. FIVE Buffalo chicken sliders and maybe the best side of fries I&
Doms market Location: Chicago Items: Bagel and lox with the works, banana nut latte, the bec breakfast sandwich (egg, English muff, chimichurri, some cheese?), and a chocolate long John for good measure Price: i have no idea and I don’t wanna k
The roost House special fried chicken sandwich on biscuit (slaw, pickles, house saucel) and fries Cost: $? On my dads tab Location: Chicago, IL 8/10 This chicken sandwich HIT like no other. I was in Chicago for my traffic ticket, and after testifying
Gia Mia The Sicilian pizza (tomatoes sauce, golden raisins, fennel, basil, ulta Liam sausage, pecorino, sesame seeds, lemon oil) Cost: $17 Location: downtown Downers Grove 10/10 Dear loyal followers I am so sorry for my silence (again). I am breaking
Ciao! I have crossed over the pond for the sole reason to provide international content on this account. Today I will breaking down the good, bad, and ugly of my European meals in rapid fire speed. I would include the prices but I decided that everyt
Egg Harbor Cafe Eggs Benedict with potatoes $13-14? (Mother paid👏) Location: Downtown Downers Grove, IL 1/10 (69% my fault tho) ⚠️warning: mean review (nothing personal)⚠️ What I learned from this day is that I don’t like eggs Benedict. This w
Nordstrom cafe Cinnamon cardamon cream cold brew $6.03 I think Location: Oakbrook, IL (in the mall) 8.75/10 As most of you know, I splurge on coffee. I used to splurge once a week, but that once a week has turned into a very liberal 2-3 times. I hav